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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

(Source: sandandglass)

(Source: archduckfranz)

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Boys are so fucking weird one boy at my school ended up giving another boy a handjob because of the rules of a game

freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

dggeoff:

huntedandrebelled:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

kaykonut:

slurhater:

jamietheignorantamerican:

YES, there are people who find cultural appropriation and the use of slurs “ok” with them.

Does that mean it’s “ok” to do it to EVERYONE, even if they might be personally offended by it?

nOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Also it is very important to realize that your irl friends saying this shit is ok may be out of a desire to not start drama and get into arguments. I fucking detest when straight people say faggot but I have a few straight friends who do and it is just not worth the shit to tell them to stop.

also white friends have called me nigga before as a ~*~*funny cool friendly friend joke*~*~ and i didnt even bother to tell them to stop because i have told white friends not to say it countless times before and they refused to or said they would stop and just kept saying it behind my back so i just thought “whats the point”

shipwrightkaku:

Imagine your icon crying the first time they touch a boob

kittydirk:

and now for the alpha kids! free to use but please credit me!! homestuck copywrite of andrew hussie

beta kids

probablyahomestuck:

touch-my-butt-rivaille:

twooping:

galacticslut:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

i couldn’t even watch a full minute of this

:-/

the scene kids have heard their call

they’re coming

Do yourselves a favor and never watch this

nebroska:

i dont care who the fuck you are you could be obama u could be the queen of england but if u chew with your mouth open im gonna fuckin tell u to chew with it closed

nwtsboy:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

jus say dat then

balencia:

spooks-in-the-sburbs:

I don’t want Homestuck to turn into the kind of fandom where you can’t like your favorite character without fear of bullying. If you like Vriska, good she has a good arc and is pretty. If you like Aranea, oh my yes things got interesting for her recently. If you like Gamzee, yes he is written very well isn’t he. Hell, you can like Lord English and people shouldn’t give you crap. 

Thank you for your time. 

Exactly.