My other room mate was pissing me off…
…so I told him of an awesome internet site he’d love. A short little webcomic he could finish in a half hour, called homestuck. Every 10 minutes he asks me if it’s almost done, and every 10 minutes I tell him he is. This has been going on for 3 hours. He has a math test tomorrow.
All my life I’ve had men like you sneering at me, and all my life I’ve been knocking men like you into the dust.
—Brienn of Tarth, Game of Thrones: A Song Of Ice And Fire.
au where everyone is really fashionable and the only victims here are fashion victims
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY
this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary
i didnt even know she was alive anymore
she died in 1993 she isn’t alive.
Hi folks. I really hate to do this but im at a loss at this point.
In laymans terms: i cant afford to live. Please go to the link if you want a more extensive explanation.
I moved to toronto to escape the abuse i was experiencing at home and to acquire safety as a trans…
Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned
When white western men condemn muslim men for misogyny, they’re not doing it because they give a fuck about women, because if they did they’d start by addressing the sexism they perpetuate personally. They don’t give a fuck about women, they want an excuse to be racist.
English Majors in TFIOS fandom:
English majors who aren’t in TFIOS fandom:
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
this fault in your stars meme is cracking me up so hard
OH MY GOD FELIX AND MARZIA ARE THE BEST
Jean and Marco in High School
Jean and Marco:
one of my favorite au ideas is that jean is one of the most popular boys in school and marco, while nice, is constantly bullied by other students, including jean. but after marco becomes his tutor, jean starts to see that marco isn’t half-bad and starts to develop feelings for him.